I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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