hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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