so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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