But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No I am not eating basil off your cock
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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