its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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