ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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