so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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