What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Come on in and take your pants off
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