Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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