Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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