kristin has been a bad kristin
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ugly people sure do ruin things
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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