Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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