i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
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Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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