the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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