Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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