I am puke
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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