ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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