It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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