I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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