Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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