I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
