I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
