Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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