He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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