If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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