I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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