That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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