I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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