i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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