You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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