I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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