So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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