I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
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i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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