Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
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what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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