ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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