sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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