How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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