either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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