It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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