Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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