Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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