Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Text me some of your sweat
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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