their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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