Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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