I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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