Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
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Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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