I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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