I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
High School Students Hilariously Rank Celebrities By Their Stank For Class Project
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?