I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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