what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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