the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
