well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
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i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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