I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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