Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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