But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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